I Want To Be On DWTS

I've tried to watch Dancing With The Stars before but I could never stand it.

It's not because of the boobs

 
or the David Hasselhoffs (eww) 

 
or the weird plastic looking female hosts. with the boobs.

 
It's the God awful music. I can't stand it. I see what they are going for; Trying to take songs by Pink and make them fit for a ballroom but some things go against the laws of nature. 

But I've come around. I've learned to get past it. I am actually really into DWTS this season, even though it's been around for like a gazillion seasons. I can't help thinking how fun it must be to wear a colorful costume and some heels, to slap on some fake eyelashes and a spray tan and do things like this.

 
with Maks

 
I don't care if my knees ache and my back is sore and I'm so tired I can't even think straight. Damn, I feel like that now. That looks like a whole lot more fun.

 

 

Comments

[mayberry]

Everyone always says it's such a great workout. I would like to go on a show like that so I can get paid to work out like 8 hours a day. (Of course then I would also be getting paid to hear people say how fat and clumsy I am... huh).