Really.

Me: Why on Earth is Danny Gokey wearing a vest that ties in the back while he's trying to sing Aerosmith?

Husb: Because he's from Milwaukee.

Me: Oh yeah. I forgot. That makes total sense.

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PRMan: Thanks for agreeing to review this product! We have limited inventory so please return to me promptly.

Me: Thanks, but no thanks. I prefer not to review products that are on loan. I'm sure you understand. Let's try to work together on something else.

{One minute later}

PRMan: Good news! I just 100 more items in stock! I'll send you one and you can keep it.

Me: MmmHmm.