What would you do?

I found this courtesy of Mommycakes and BubandPie. It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be. How would you answer these?

1. You can flip a switch that will wipe any celebrity out of existence. Which one will it be?

LindsayLohanParisHiltonNicoleRichie. They are all the same person aren't they?

2. No strings attached you have the opportunity to sleep with the celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

I'm not sure this qualifies as a celebrity but I'd throw down with Toby from this past season's   Rockstar SuperNova. A poser, yes, but I so used to go after young over- confident guys just like him. He makes me want to be 23 again. 

3. Now that you’ve slept with the celebrity of your choice, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

A sweet pair of black leather Franco Sarto high heeled boots that fit just right.

4. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Tokyo. With an interpreter. I don't  speak a word of Japanese but I'd love to see it.

5. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Buy cool shit. NO SKINNY PANTS.

6. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?

The power to change peoples minds with my thoughts.

7. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

The part of our wedding when we said our vows and it felt like we were the only two people in the room.

8. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Paris 1920 or 1930. Id hang out with all the ex patriots and write a literary masterpiece.

9. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Nothing seriously horrible enough has happened to me that I would erase. I prefer to think of them as character building experiences.

10. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?

Italy. In a castle. Close enough to the Mediterranean that I can drive there. Far enough away that I don't have to hear any tourists or George Clooney.

11. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Steve Irwin because I'll bet his family really misses him a lot.

12. What’s your theme song?

Ray of Light. Madonna.

Now you do it!

Comments

[mayberry]

Good answers. I think these are so hard to answer because as soon as I read anyone else's responses, I want to steal them!