I'm going to set aside my kindergarten teacher mentality of everyone is perfect in their own way just for today and award one of these: for this.
C&C has written some amazing things lately but I was just so wowed by this. It's ridiculous, it's hilarious and it's poignant. Did I mention it's vivid? And about poop? And what a mother will do for her poop-covered child? (They will yell at Russian sales ladies and give up their panties and be smart enough to tie them in a knot on the sides.)
Check it out. You'll be back for seconds.