Yellow Card!

I do love me some Becks. But from what I hear he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

That's why people tell David Beckham jokes:

David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why hes celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
"And that's good?" asks Posh.
"You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

The poor deary dear must really be on the slow side if he expects us to believe that her ass looks like this:

COME ON!  She's so bony ass thin that she has to airbrushed to make her look (quote-unquote) sexy?

Just when I think it's fashionable to have collarbones that stick out like ice picks they go all J-Lo on me. What's a girl to do to keep up with this one? Go running first to get skinny, then eat that whole bag of chocolate covered almonds so your ass is grab-able?

Not eat the almonds but start buying pants a size bigger in the butt and stuff them with tissues so you are really thin but don't look like it?

For those keeping score, I would call this a nil-nil. A lose-lose. I'd like to think so, but I don't believe this means women with healthy bodies are being portrayed as beautiful. I think posh spice has a real problem and it's being covered up, rather than addressed. Whether booty is being added on or airbrushed away, the media message is the same. Your body isn't good enough the way it is.

No one that thin looks good in a backless dress, that's a fact. I wish they would post a real picture of what she really looks like in that dress so our daughters-sisters-friends could see that this is not glamorous, not something to aspire to.

Not a role model.

Not smart.

(* A Yellow card is the soccer match's equivalent of calling a foul.)